UVEX Shades: Fashion, meet Function

(Fashion and Function are hanging out on the Mediterranean coast, recovering from Cannes)

Fashion: I never in a million years thought I would say this, but nice shades!

Function: Thanks for looking up from Euro Vogue long enough to notice. They are polarized, have Melanin infused lenses, are made of the same anti-scratch polycarbonate UVEX uses to make ski goggles...

Fashion: ...and they match your pocket protector! Well done!