United Desecrations

This All Hallow's Eve uhhhh Morn, I woke up and went over to The Berrics to see what the Creature team had up their black sleeves for their United Nations, and seeing as I am a huge zombie fan and afficionado I was pleased seeing the opening page with the following graphic:

But then I noticed something wrong. One of those zombies has a bullet hole in his head, but he's still walking around!

Hey Berrics, get your fucking heads out of your fucking asses, you ASSHOLES!!!

Actually I'm totally just kidding, that graphic is sick, and although I didn't have high expectations (I hadn't previously watched the teaser) for the Creature United Nations, true to the evil image of their company, those dudes fucking brought it proper for the Devil's Night.

I'm not usually a big fan of The Berrics format of singularly lighting up an obstacle and using the same editing style for all of their videos, but this is definitely the type of Berrics clip I can get behind. Any clip of Baphomet crooked grinding hubbas to the sounds of Slayer is alright by me.

This clip, along with the Enjoi United Nations is a good example of what can and should be done in order to make endless footage of the same warehouse skatepark more interesting. Good to see brands out there being creative and going the extra step to make their footage match their image.

I also would like to point out how fucking amazing Navarette looked as the evil undertaker.

Seriously if you based a horror movie around this dude, he could easily go down in the annals of horror history as one of the all time monsters right up there with Jason and Freddie, that's how fucking perfect he suits it. Also is it strange that he pretty much re-created Mike Vallely's Battle Commander, but when coming from someone like Navarette, I thoroughly enjoyed it? He's just got it like that.

But one thing I definitely took note of was the attention paid to the tombstone with "BATHORY" on it.

I mean sure that band went to shit as soon as they released Hammerheart and turned into that god-awful viking metal bullshit, but their first four albums are pretty much my favourite four albums ever right now. Why you motherfuckers dissing Bathory?! Unless of course the tombstone is to pay tribute to the most prolific serial killer of all time, Countess Elizabeth Bathory in which case, good job fellows, and indeed rest in peace, you blood-bathing beautiful bitch.

All in all I gotta say that this United Nations got me stoked as fuck, and it was definitely a great start to my Halloween day, so good job all around boys. Perhaps someone can start an all-evil Berrics? Maybe call it The Baphomerics... uhhhh The Luciferics... errrr ahhhh WAIT! I know. The Beezelberrics?! Ah fuck it, I got nothin.