Slovadorado

I found this clip that I bookmarked off of Skatedaily that I must have been planning on making a post about before my unplanned hiatus.



As soon as I watched this clip of course the first thing I thought was "Wow, what a fucking retard." and then I thought "He reminds me of William Spencer, he's a fucking retard too." But then the more I started thinking about it I realized, this guy IS the Slovenian William Spencer. There's so many similarities. I mean yes of course, they both do silly novelty tricks, but we also have the video sections starting with both of them taking slams that are obviously not worth getting these silly novelty tricks. Like seriously, what the fuck is with the footage of him slamming while pushing to a line, and then a line he doesn't even land where he dog-ollies some stairs and then slams trying to dog-firecracker some stairs? (With double angles no less.)


I mean if he landed the line it would still be stupid, but what the fuck is the point of putting in a line he didn't even land?

On top of that, we have the musical similarities. Now I don't know much about Slovenian pop-rock, but this song certainly sounds like a Slovenian version of some cheesy 80s garbage music that William Spencer would use. It very well could be the Slovenian Final Countdown or something, which I suppose could make the band the European Europe? (Har har.)

So I was thinking, since these two dudes are so similar, why not just put them on the same team together? You could call it "Kook Skateboards", and while you're at it why not put a bunch of other novelty kooks on there? You could get Richie Jackson and Doug Brown as pros on the team. Hell you could have a veteran's division with Mike Vallely! Wouldn't it be great?! This team of amazing novelty skaters!

And then hopefully you could send them out on tour...... TO HELL!

you will soon

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