More Flip

I saw an ad in the new Skateboarder that Volcom Entertainment is releasing the soundtrack to the Flip video for purchase.


Why in the fuck would anyone want to buy that?!!! Seriously, that would be like fucking a really hot chick in the ass, her accidentally shitting all over your dick, and then her asking you if you wanted to put the shit in a jar and keep it.

You know, because why would you want to isolate the worst part about something and keep it?

No wait... maybe it would be like going on a really sick road trip, but at the end of it your friend dies and.....

No wait... maybe it would be like if you were eating pistachios, and then one of them was really gross and..... ah fuck it you get my point. It's just a really bad idea.

But then again this is coming from a record company that is releasing Pearl Jam albums, so they obviously have a propensity for making really bad choices. Ooooooooh ZING!

you will soon

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